SCENE ONE
Location: Class Room

Cast Members: Sam, Karolette, Mariah, Mara

Mariah: This is toe dank. Boring.

Sam: Amen. I really could care less who won the Civil War.

Seana: How do have war that is Civil?

Sam: Seana just turn around and listen to the teacher, she knows

Seana: Okay

Karolette: I just want to get to cheer already

Sam: I just want to get to Falcon already

Mariah: I just want to get to break already

Seana: I just want to know the answer

Karolette: Seana if it isn’t going to improve your cheer it doesn’t matter

Mariah: Is Cheerleader all you are about?

Karolette: Duh, WTF do you think would matter more?

Seana: A lot. Staying well. Being Pretty…

Karolette: All part of Cheer

Mariah: Cheer this and cheer that
Seana: what about who won the Civil War, who won it?

Sam: Hush. (Hushes Seana) I mean it you are all cheer, that’s why you have no boyfriend

Seana: (Raises her hand) Ms. Kozaki who won the Civil War, I tried ask my friends but all they care about is cheer.

Mariah, Sam, Karolette: Seana!

SCENE TWO


Location: School

Cast: Betsy, Brenda, Sam, Karolette, Lucinda, Mara

Betsy: So did you hear about that new guy?

Brenda: Like I really care Bets

Sam: I care. Which new guy?

Lucinda: Dru. That super hot hottie. Who else could she be talking about?

Sam: Falcon. Duh!

Mara: I like keep thinking they’re the same person

Sam: that sounds like you Mara

Mara: It is me, who else would I sound like

Betsy: Anyway, I hear he is a transfer from Washington State!

Brenda: Really, maybe he is a vampire. Like anyone would want to date a vampire.

Karolette: I would, he could really help me do all my cheer stunts.

Brenda: How would that work?

Karolette: Duh, Vampires can do anything, so he would totally be able to toss me in the air and never drop me, like some people.

Lucinda: Would you let that go already?
Karolette: You dropped me, because David Walker winked at you!

Lucinda: I couldn’t help it, he wanted my number

Betsy: SO! Anyway Dru hasn’t asked any girls out yet, but he talks a lot about Sammie

Sam: Me? I am so into Falcon

Lucinda: Play the field baby girl. How may me want you again, let’s see. (counts off names of her fingers) Justin. Bradly. Dru. Falcon. Danielle. Harrison. Carver. Alexander.

Sam: I get it, Lucy.

Lucinda: Just saying

Betsy: I saw Falcon kiss Marissa Loosell.

Sam: Loose Loosell? Does he want an STD?

Betsy: Probably.

Lucinda: Just tap him already Girlfriend. I mean I totally would.

Sam: You tap everything

Brenda: I agree

Betsy: You love to tap

Karolette: Tap addicted

Mara: I wouldn’t tap him, he isn’t full of beer

Sam: Mara